I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.
The origins of the mission status: sick image
Tracks
Peter: I thought you and Mr. Stark were dating?
Stephen: Why would you think that?
Peter: Well you do romantic stuff like finish each other’s sentences.
Stephen: That’s not romance! That’s me not wanting him to have the last word!
Rhodey: Are you getting enough sleep?
Tony: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
Perfectly timed wedding photo
Texts From Superheroes
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your “god” cannot save you now
that is my god
I could use that.
This is my favorite picture ever.
Peter: If you want to take on Tony, you’ll have to go through me.
Harley: And me.
Steve: Is this a joke? I will not be threatened by two little kids.
Peter: You don’t want to mess with us.
Harley: [nods in Peter’s direction] He’s a hair puller.
Rhodey: And you’re not just dealing with them.
Bruce: You’re dealing with all of us.
Loki: Except me.
Bruce: Except Loki.
Loki: I don’t care what happens.
3 AM is “a late night”. 5 AM is an “early morning”. 4 AM is where you just stare at the clock and try to categorize it but you can’t.